Cybersex gone Wrong

Arriba, lo que promete; abajo, lo que acaso más de una se encuentre. Quizás se habrán dado cuenta de cuánto me interesan las instancia de lo erótico fallido. Esto es viejo e intraducible al pronto, pero es una alegría encontrarlo. Las aventuras de bloodninja son raras, la larga andanza de Wellhung totalmente hilarante. Lo disfruten:

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK

Thanx, Max!